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Joke of the Day
"What did the rising sun say to the morning dew? You will be mist."
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"what did one astronomer say to another astronomer about his obsessed girlfriend Man, she is already inside my event horizon."
"What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich? Post-Imprussianist."
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at 'Sporting Goods?' Because he likes Dick's better."
"""Poor"" is an odd word because when you put it in front of ""people"" it's sad but when you put it in front of ""bladder control"" it's hilarious"
"Do you know why Santa Claus doesn't have any kids? Because he only gets to come once a year and thats down a chimney."
"Frankly auto correct,I'm getting tired of your shirt."
"My aunt is trying to convince me that I'm gonna have kids. I named my kittens lunchbox and cocaine Steve. No one is gonna let me have a kid."
"""What's your greatest strength?"" Shadow puppetry ""Seriously?"" [interviewer presses intercom button] ""Pat, please bring a flashlight in here"""
"University: ""Got any money for tuition?"" Me: ""Go Fish"""