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Joke of the Day

"Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business..."

"A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me."

"What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they're wet and wild. When they leave, they take your house and your car"

"Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning? That's how he mustard the troops."

"what type of meat does the pope eat? nun"

"He said the spark between us was gone. So I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up"

"Starbucks, where 11 members of staff frantically do things behind the counter, yet not one of these things appears to resemble a hot drink"

"Hubby's ex emailed him wanting to ""reconnect"". I wanna pretend to be him & set it up so I can re CONNECT my foot up her ass"

"Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost? I dunno, i just click submit"

"just found out the sun can give you cancer?? WTF? why haven't we made the sun illegal yet???"