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Joke of the Day

"Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business..."

"What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly."

"I just want a man who'll drag me to the bedroom, throw me on the bed & do dirty dishes while I take a nap. Is that too much to ask for?"

"Anyone heard that joke going around about paper? I thought it was pretty tearable."

"What do a gay dolphin and a car that leaks oil have in common? Chances are, both have blown a seal"

"What do you say to an native american who, you think, is telling you lies? Don't sittin' bullshit me."

"I go in hard and come out soft You blow me hard what am I? a stick of gum :D"

"What do you call a midget psychic that escaped prison? A small medium at large"

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Punch his cousin"

"So there's this humor contest... and a guy enters ten puns hoping to win with at least one. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."