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Joke of the Day

"My truck is a lot like Tony Romo. It will turn over, but the clutch doesn't work."

"All my passwords are protected by amnesia."

"Ever notice that Reddit is obsessed with correcting mistakes? Me to."

"What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo"

"Derek Acorah got sacked from Most Haunted for advertising bio-yoghurt in breech of his contract. That's what you get for dabbling in the Yakult."

"Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells? She outgrew her B shells."

"Why illegal immigrants are never seen on dvds or cassettes? Because they are always streaming in!"

"What did the woman say after 5 guys came on her for a porn video? Thank you all for coming!"

"There's a joke in this thread. It's you."

"My advice for anyone who wants more followers is simple: Form them from dust and breathe into their nostrils. #workedforMe"