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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Dothraki mathematician Khal culator"
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"I'm like the packaging on a CD really hard to get off but it doesn't matter because no one wants you anymore"
"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself."
"I was writing a joke about a stone rolling up a hill, but it lost momentum. It still has potential."
"I also wanted to post a hydraulic press video... ... but your mom was busy."
"How's it like living in a totalitarian regime? Can't complain."
"'Twas the night before Christmas, and everyone knew, you were still out shopping, yes, it sucks to be you."
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"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Eleph-ino"
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