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Joke of the Day
"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself."
Next Joke
"Why did the eagle fly into the church? It was a bird of pray"
"Why is the archaeologist depressed? Some old stuff just got dug up"
"""Yep, I'm going to jail."" When a State Trooper takes the same exit off the highway*"
"Engineers: ""okay, so we agree the space between the seat and the console will allow people to see what they dropped but never retrieve it"""
"What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit"
"It's obvious that God doesn't hate gays; because if he did he would have made a plague or something to wipe them out."
"C'mon guys, just 50 more likes and her father will love her."
"Why are quantum physicists bad lovers? When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position."
"What if that guy just found a mountain that looked like those presidents and then told everyone he carved it?"