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Joke of the Day

"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself."

"What's the difference between a black man and a pile of dog shit? The shit will eventually turn white and go away"

"Knock Knock. Who's There? Not Comcast."

"One time I saw a duck get hit by a wonder bread truck and that's pretty much why I try not to get too ambitious"

"Asian stereotypes: Samsung, Sony, Sanyo."

"*eats an entire box of cereal in one sitting* Wtf there's no prize in this? ""Sir, we don't sell cereal. This is Petsmart."""

"What do you call Keanu Reeves when he served under Hitler? A Neo Nazi."

"Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !"

"Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you? Because he was born in a barn."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a WWI soldier? A WWI soldier has a reason for shooting himself in the foot."