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Joke of the Day

"I was writing a joke about a stone rolling up a hill, but it lost momentum. It still has potential."

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"Why did the black man buy 4 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale."
"What does a drowning person looks like lol"
"I came. I shaw. I shanked."
"A sleazy stripper runs for governor After a controversial ballot, the stripper wins despite never having a lead the whole race. Many people suspect they rigged the erection."
"I like my women as i like my whiskey... 10 years old and locked in a basement"
"Nigger went to a shop Then he got aids and died"
"What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs."
"[At urinal maker store] Urinal maker: Let's make some of them curved so the pee splashes on their legs LOL. Other urinal maker: K. LOL"