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Joke of the Day
"What's better than roses on a piano? tulips on an organ!"
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"[2:30AM] *it's quite late now. Let's make a call* *Hey Boss, are you sleepin?* [Yes you nerd, why?] *cause I'm still doing your stupid work*"
"Why does England always get attacked in the summer? Because the Knights are shorter then."
"Wife: Why do I have a temperature of 101.3? Me: Maybe you're pregnant? Wife: What's wrong with you? *damn you webMD, damn you."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy."
"Roses are red... Roses are red, downvotes are blue, speaking of downvotes, here's one for you!"
"Two black men are in a car. Who's driving? The policeman."
"It takes two to lie... One to lie and one to listen..."
"(Date) Me: Sorry I have terrible anxiety and get picnic attacks. Her: You mean panic attacks? Me: *pulling basket out* Oh god make it stop"
"What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas? ""All I want for christmas is yeux"""