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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Eleph-ino"
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"My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. He's so demanding!"
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little Nazis"
"Why does China hate Digimon Fans? Because they recognise Ty won"
"HOW TO JOG: 1. Put on jogging outfit. 2. Go outside. 3. Imagine a cow galloping down the street. 4. Try to milk that cow."
"Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair."
"My shorts are hydrophobic They don't repel water, they just think it shouldn't be able to adopt or get married."
"According to the NSA, most of my calls are me saying, ""I forgot what you told me to pick up at the store."""
"I once dated a dyslexic woman. I took her home and she cooked my sock."
"Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia? Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere"