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Joke of the Day

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and everyone knew, you were still out shopping, yes, it sucks to be you."

"The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."

"Why do more men die in car crashes than woman? Because women are at the wheel."

"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train thief? He has loco motives."

"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."

"What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say? Urea!"

"What begins with an ""s"", ends with a ""x"" and leaves a guy blown away? Semtex."

"What do you call a female alligator? A galligator"

"The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want: affordability."

"Anytime Tim Tebow contemplates... ...it's a Christian Ponder. joke courtesy Michael Starrbury"