112943
Joke of the Day
"How's it like living in a totalitarian regime? Can't complain."
Next Joke
"Where did little sally go after the explosion? Everywhere"
"Some friends of mine recently lost their baby. They swore to never dress him in camouflage again if he turns up."
"I went to the zoo today. All they had was one dog. It was a shit zoo"
"Um, I'm not ""complaining"" of chest pains *glares at paramedic* don't make this heart attack sound bratty"
"Its poor! But, What happens when Supper stars fart in public? lol"
"What is the difference between Donald Trump and Bill Clinton? Ivanka didn't keep the dress"
"Food has replaced sex in my life. I can't even get into my own pants."
"Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel? He needed a place to crash."
"Why did the geneticist get into advertising? Sex Cells"