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Joke of the Day

"Why do asians got to the hospital after voting? Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours."

"Who's the only living relative of penguin? His Aunt Arctica"

"How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb? One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"How does a Jewish guy get his favorite beer? Hebrews it himself."

"Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics He said if it sells well he will write one about Kent too."

"I just found out that there's a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*"

"I was climbing the ladder to success Then a guy poked his head out of a window and said ""Hi, I'm Cess!"""

"I just saw a guy with a hook hand and a ponytail. Dude, you cut off the wrong thing."

"Excited for Tuesday. Inception is releasing a DVD, inside of a Bluray, inside of a digital copy, inside of a dream, inside of BestBuy."

"Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat."