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Joke of the Day
"How does a Jewish guy get his favorite beer? Hebrews it himself."
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"Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of mouse walks on two legs? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs? A: They all do!"
"Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden."
"Do you think Bradley Cooper will call his kids Mini Coopers cause I hope so."
"I greet all my daughter's boyfriends with, ""I used to molest guys like you in prison."""
"I just gave birth... I had a cow."
"I recommend you chickens learn to talk. Nobody ever said let's go get a bucket of parrot."
"What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine, what were you thinking of?"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he was drinking it before it was cool"
"If ignorance truly is bliss, my coworkers must be in a constant state of euphoria."