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Joke of the Day

"Who's the only living relative of penguin? His Aunt Arctica"

"Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage? He had cold feet."

"Fun prank: tweet ""BRB CLEANING MY GUN!!!"" then don't tweet for 8 years."

"I have plenty of jokes about unemployed people.. ..but none of them work. :3"

"What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken? Brown chicken brown cow ;)"

"Once, just once, I'd like to be able to use the word skedaddling in an everyday conversation."

"Yes It Is Is Time Travel Possible ?"

"Why is the ocean blue? Because all the fish in there goes ""bloo bloo bloo"""

"During the Oscars ""In Memoriam"" my dad pointed out a lot of Jewish people had died, I told him it isn't surprising, they do tend to die all at once like that."

"You should never lie through your teeth. Open your mouth and speak properly."