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Joke of the Day

"I was climbing the ladder to success Then a guy poked his head out of a window and said ""Hi, I'm Cess!"""

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable? His wheelchair"

"Boss: Staff meeting at 3:00. Me: I can't come, I'm allergic. Boss: But we're not serving food. Me: ... yeah now I really can't come."

"If you love someone, set them free. If they return... something, something, Justin Bieber's a lesbian."

"How do secret agents complement a disguise? ""Hey James, that disguise is incogNEATo!"""

"I was going to make a chemistry joke, but... Na"

"I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser."

"""I'm in the best shape of my life!"" -Newborn baby"

"When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games? The Wii hours of the morning."

"Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread? It's more fun to break wind"