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Joke of the Day

"Excited for Tuesday. Inception is releasing a DVD, inside of a Bluray, inside of a digital copy, inside of a dream, inside of BestBuy."

"*wakes up from surgery How did it go? Surgeon: Good, your nose only lit up twice"

"What's the new Taken prequel going to be called? Taken Befour"

"What do white guys have bellow their hips thats hard and pleasures women Credit Cards"

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile ""That's a pretty big word for a 10 year old"", I told her."

"What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted? Retorta"

"Skipped the gym today to go to McDonald's. The bus did not come back, so I had to walk 2 miles home. Well played, universe."

"Why cant Stephen Hawking put on a comedy show? Because he cant do stand-up"

"What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow? He won't ever give you *Up*. No? I'll show myself out . . ."

"I was in an AWESOME undercover band once No one was sure if we were The Police."