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Joke of the Day

"I just found out that there's a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*"

"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he is married"

"Trump vs. Kanye 2020 Yeah. Fuck it, why not."

"What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches? Mustardo!"

"why do jewish men get circumcisions? because jewish women wont touch anything that isn't 10% off..."

"Jokes about the USA? Let's see them!"

"I think ""So do you come here often?"" is a valid pick-up line. I don't want a girl who's drinking 7 martinis everyday."

"I hardly ever drink Only 2 times a year to be exact On my birthday, And when it's not my birthday"

"""There's an all you can eat--"" CUT TO: My spinning empty office chair"

"What is a tree's favorite drink? Root Beer"