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Joke of the Day

"Chris Eubank has written a book about Ethics He said if it sells well he will write one about Kent too."

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"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit. And all I did was sign up."
"Margins: they're so edgy."
"What emotion does a tree feel every spring? Relief"
"Funny how bullies only bully people who are susceptible to bullying. They don't bully people who'd throat punch em without thinking twice."
"Why didn't the Soviet Union send Cosmonauts to the Moon? In case they didn't want to come back."
"I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me ""just be yourself""."
"They should make Star Trek toilet paper... ...so you can help wipe Klingons off Uranus. (been a while since this one's been around. Just heard it again today from my 5 year old niece)"
"Do you know who cries the most during the end of Titanic? Metal fans."
"Just because nobody complains Doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."
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