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Joke of the Day

"You're mom is so dumb I knocked on her door and she said ""Let me in!"""

"Guys, don't let this headphones thing mislead you, women that aren't wearing them probably don't want to talk to you either"

"When's the improper fraction helpline open? 24/7"

"I'm Trying Out Something New and Dating People Regardless of Their Gender: We'll see how it Pans out."

"TIFU: I posted my FU in /r/jokes"

"What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party? No brains"

"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch."

"What do you do if a bird shits on your car? Don't ask her out again."

"A mongoose is just a goose who listens to reggae"

"TIFU by forgetting what current MMO my friend played and wasting my money to buy WoW gametime Wrong sub."