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Joke of the Day

"How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food? By giving her a Brazilian wax first!"

"Why are lesbians superstitious? Because they are always knocking on wood."

"Go Pats! (I mean people named Pat. Can't be easy for them.)"

"Parkinson's My friend asked me the other day if I had any advice for dealing with Parkinson's, apparently 'just shake it off' wasn't the right answer."

"My wife's so ungrateful The other day I gave her a massive orgasm, and she just spit it out."

"How Long is a Chinamen? Yes he is."

"You can't run through a camping ground. You can only *ran* because it's past tents."

"Is it against the law for postal workers to smile or was it my audacity to mail something?"

"A man sat on a baguette pointy end up. He claimed it was ""a pain in the ass""."

"Any golf jokes? Was hoping you guys would have a few golf jokes for when I play my first game tomorrow. From PG to R rated is fine with me ;)"