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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they can't change anything."

"What nation is the most unjust? Discrimination"

"Did you see that new porno with the invisible man? He came out of nowhere!"

"What does a vampire on a diet drink? Blood Lite Thanks Jim Butcher..."

"Two antennas got married The wedding wasn't great but the reception was amazing!"

"And now for the most stupidest joke ever. How do you say the word ""peanuts"" *without* the letter ""t""? Think about it."

"What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl? Gives the X Box back to grandkids"

"What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures? A Sven diagram!"

"I always looked up to my Grandad... I especially remember his last words. Stop shaking the ladder you little cunt!!!"

"ATTENTION LADIES: I will now be downgrading expectations from someone I can love to someone I can tolerate. Act now while this amazing deal still lasts!"