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Joke of the Day
"The Uranus hokes will never get old I just can stop lauging at the planets name."
Next Joke
"Some bastard stole my penis warmer off the washing line last night... I'm not bothered about the penis warmer, I would just like the 30 pegs back."
"Wife said she wasn't going to breadtfeed until after dar.. Sorry baby, today is the start of Mamadan. Edit: a letter"
"Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental."
"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na!"
"What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline? chink chink chink chink"
"Why are Americans scared of roundabouts? Centrifugal force scales with mass"
"Now that I'm almost 30, there is nothing more sexy to me, than a girl who is fully covered... ...By her health insurance provider."
"Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted."
"You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Banana"