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Joke of the Day
"If you hold a SUV up to your ear, you can almost hear the sound of the ocean screaming."
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"I asked Santa for a new energy policy... ...but all I got in my stocking was a lump of coal. :-("
"Why did the Mexican fail English class? Because he refused to turn in his essays"
"What sound do two photons make when they hit each other? \*Planck!*"
"I wrote ""Clarence sale"" instead of ""clearance sale"" and now there are angry old ladies here looking for a husband."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"
"Trump wants to build a wall between Canada and the U.S. also Please... please do it... us Canadians will even gladly pay for it"
"Nine years ago today 19 men came to my doorstep expecting 72 virgins. Little did they know how fucked they were going to be."
"My ex-girlfriend has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. and if you hold your ear against it, you can smell the sea."
"Being a DJ is tough because sometimes iTunes won't open."