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Joke of the Day
"The Biggest Joke of the Day is...... Hillary Clinton's campaign."
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"*discovering flying dinosaur* PALEONTOLOGIST: We'll call it pterodactyl, for ""wing fingers"" ME: *crumples up note that says skynosaur*"
"I saw The Joker working at a winter apparel store. He turned to me and said ""You wanna know how I got these scarves?"""
"How come you catch more flies with honey... ... but you don't catch more honies with fly?"
"Say what you want about pedophiles! At least they slow down in school zones."
"I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist."
"without a doubt my least favourite thing about being alive is having a body, hate taking care of this hunk of shit"
"What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song? Moves Like Jaeger"
"What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree? A sanitary owl"
"How do you circumcise a whale? Four skin divers."