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Joke of the Day

"Sick Lemon and Sick Bird What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonade"

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"If I was a video game character, the 'B' button would activate my special move: Avoiding conversations."
"What do you call a man with a blood-covered axe with necklaces made of fingers running towards you? Why the fuck are you still thinking what to call him? Run and get the cops!"
"Father: Son at your age Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad at your age he had become the Prime Minister of England."
"How do you confuse an idiot? 78."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boobees."
"College: Now that you're making tons of money with your degree, please donate back to us every year Me: lol College: lol ikr?"
"How do you make cottage cheese? You shake a baby."
"What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper? Airheads"
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