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Joke of the Day
"Why is pound cake called pound cake? Because it pounds your anus!"
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"Your college degree doesn't mean you're smart, it just means you're in debt."
"Your opinion is very important to me, please remain on the line until it goes to voicemail."
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"""Give it to me"" she screamed ""Give it to me I'm so fucking wet!"" But try as she might, she wasn't getting my umbrella."
"Finish this joke, ""I am Christian and I believe in science. In fact, I studied Physics at a Catholic University."" So far I have, ""Physics at a Catholic University? That's like studying... at a ..."""
"My dad said to me: Son, don't try to understand women. Women understand women... and they hate each other."
"Why do men sound like they're having an orgasm when they're lifting weights? And why is my father lifting weights in the bathroom?"