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Joke of the Day
"Blonde and a dog Why did the blonde have sex with the dog? Because she likes it ruff."
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"What do you call a gay guy who gives bad blow jobs? A tooth fairy."
"Bad news: pulled a muscle. Good news: implied presence of muscle ..."
"My friend told me she's going back to school for Psychiatry... I said: ""That's crazy talk."""
"What did the cell say when its sister stepped on it's toe? Mitosis!"
"2 young Christians walk into a bar... But they're under age & can't drink, so they don't really do anything."
"Someone is yelling! The voice is familiar... How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman? Or, Laurie? Hefner or Grant? - Horton Hears a Hugh"
"Have you seen the photo of me and REM? That's me in the corner."
"Sorry I can't pay my rent this month, I bought an apple at the airport."
"A mean mathematician is just an average guy."