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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I can't pay my rent this month, I bought an apple at the airport."
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"Why did the boy eat his homework? His dog died."
"What do you call a running chicken? Poultry in motion."
"What did one hash brownie say to the other? We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other."
"Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because their heads are so far from their bodies."
"What's the difference between tumblr and a gun? The gun has only one trigger"
"""That's what"" -She"
"""It's too cold in Jamaica, I won't have any fun."" ""Not with that latitude!"""
"I remember once I threw a boomerang It never came back so I've learned to live in constant fear."
"Britain is like a man on a toilet... It just wanted to get rid of that shit and leave."