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Joke of the Day

"What did the cell say when its sister stepped on it's toe? Mitosis!"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest"

"A skelington walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop"

"The main reason why Harambe the Gorilla was shot It was black"

"Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together? Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!"

"What do Jewish pitbulls say to each other when they get home? Muzzles off!"

"I have a friend called 'Tiba' Sometimes I think he's a bit backwards"

"How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes? You've had whey too much!"

"Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"

"What's an owl's favorite rock band? Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game."