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Joke of the Day

"Someone is yelling! The voice is familiar... How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman? Or, Laurie? Hefner or Grant? - Horton Hears a Hugh"

"Why was the Energizer Bunny in court? Because it was charged with battery."

"Resumes are the most popular form of historical fiction."

"The world would be a better place if we all got along like the ""Price is Right"" audience."

"What do a wedding and a funeral have in common? At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way."

"Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious."

"""I have something I'd like to get off my chest."" - Guy with three nipples"

"[NSFW] What does a vagina and the weather have in common? When its wet its time to go inside"

"What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds? Exit the European Union."

"Your Jedi mom is so fat... she should be on a force sensible diet."