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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me she's going back to school for Psychiatry... I said: ""That's crazy talk."""

"Why don't most people have classes on Saturday or Sunday? School is for the week."

"R1D1 must have sucked."

"The people in charge of hell sometimes visit North Korea just to exchange ideas."

"I was thinking about moving to Moscow But there's no point in Russian to things."

"Stalin's political career didn't really take off, until he played the trump card -Seize the means of reproduction!"

"You say you don't eat a lot of fast food but it kinda looks a little like you do."

"A man was shot with a starter pistol today... Police are saying it was Race related."

"Every guy feels macho in his car. Until he races a woman who's late for something."

"No matter how many Madea movies they make, I believe that Tyler Perry just likes to wear ladies clothes. PERIOD!"