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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen the photo of me and REM? That's me in the corner."

"A wise man once said........................... nothing,,, He just let her vent"

"Since Greece is likely to default... one could say the gyro-zone is going to leave the euro-zone."

"There's one fantasy scene in 50 Shades of Grey that I'd love to be part of in real life... ...specifically, the part where the protagonist gets a job straight out of college."

"If I have 5 apples and I give you 2 of them, just take the other 3 cause I'm going out for tacos"

"You've heard about the Ferguson situation, right? The issues raised aren't exactly black or white."

"these days it seems like all the talented promisimg sandwich artists work for Subway, churning out the same lifeless corporate sandwibch art"

"Irish Jokes Megathread Post all of your Irish, St. Patrick's Day, or good ol' Emerald Isle jokes for the day here! I'd like to share some with coworkers."

"You know why when you look up and see birds flying in a V pattern, one side seems longer than the other? More birds on that side."

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Unless he's a vegan then I'm pretty sure you can just get there through his p*ssy."