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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ? Benjamin the blues !"
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"""Lights on, or lights off?"" he asked me. I said, ""Just give me the prostate exam, please."""
"What do you call a Kiwi with one leg? Not even bro."
"What's a Shamans favorite beverage? PeyoTEA."
"The lights at JayZ's house weren't working, so he called me to fix it. Now he's got 99 problems but the switch ain't one."
"Where do you see yourself in 10 years? In a mirror."
"Gay used to mean happy, then it meant homosexual, then it meant kind of lame, now it's just gay."
"If cars where fueled by bullshit most of your tanks would always be full."