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Joke of the Day
"If cars where fueled by bullshit most of your tanks would always be full."
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"Great roll model A kid all confused asked his dad: Dad, dad..What is closer the moon or London? To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here?"
"Trump is blaming Sanders supporters for the violence at his rally because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for your problems."
"I'm giving up drinking. ... Hard liquor. ... On Wednesdays."
"What's something 9 out of 10 people enjoy? [NSFW] [xpost /r/askmen] gang rape"
"A german asks his friend for the time So a german asks his friend ""Do you know what time it is?"" ""Nein"" ""really? I could've sworn it was 8"""
"Never forget 9 November 9/11 was truly a horrible day for the USA."
"You know that guy who looks like that other guy in that show we used to like? He died. - how my wife and I communicate"
"I don't research Nihilism anymore. What's the point?"
"My future wife is... probably texting her boyfriend right now, saying how they are going to be together forever. SIKE! See you in 10 years bitch!"