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Joke of the Day
"THIS GIRL IS WEARING PINK CAMOUFLAGE WHERE ARE THERE PINK FORESTS"
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"What do you call it when gay men break up? A banana split"
"My late wife was abducted by a troupe of travelling Mime artists. The police informed me, they did... Unspeakable things to her."
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"Did you hear the one about the German who couldn't find his fruit cake? It was Stollen."
"To get to the other side"