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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Kiwi with one leg? Not even bro."
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"Sorry Im late, I was staring at a wall for an hour thinkin about how delicious that pizza looked on Home Alone 2 when Kevin got in the limo."
"When someone is calling with your girlfriend... Take the phone and say: What has little balls, and hangs down? A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up? ...Then hang up the phone x)"
"Don't be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn't going to fall out."
"Hello it's 911, what's your emergency?"" ""Two boys are fighting over me"" What is the problem with it? ""The ugly one is winning."""
"Sneaks into your house and removes all the labels from your canned goods. Shuffles them well."
"I really thought Monica Lewinsky should be on a dollar.. but she's already had her face on a Bill."
"what did the priest say before he ate his salad? lettuce pray"
"I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food."
"What do you call a Canadian in outer space? An Eh-lien!"