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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Kiwi with one leg? Not even bro."
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"A masochist and a sadist are doing their thing... The masochist says: ""Hit me"" and the sadist answers: ""no..."""
"Figure skating is so gay. That's it, Olympics, I'm switching over to Project Runway."
"Steven King, Dean Koontz and Anne Rice have all announced their retirement stating: Nothing we write will ever be scarier than this election"
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use a whole chicken."
"Don't believe in climate change, rap fans? Tell that to Vanilla Slush, Water Cube, and LL Warm J."
"What's black and steals your change? Vending machines."
"Some people like instant gratification but I prefer mine brewed slowly from freshly ground gratification beans"
"Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion? Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword."
"You've gotta hand it to short people.. Usually because they can't reach it"