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Joke of the Day
"What's a Shamans favorite beverage? PeyoTEA."
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"Why is Helen Kellers belly button bruised? Her boyfriend is blind too."
"Do you ever pretend like you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel embarrassed."
"Dear Mr. Trump, thank you very much For all of the new gifs and new memes last night at the debate."
"How do you recognize a rich ethiopian? He only wears Rolex around his waist."
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, what else would you call him?"
"COP: PUT YOUR HANDS UP OCTOPUS: They're tentacles COP: OK PUT ALL 8 TENTACLES UP OCTOPUS: Two are my legs, dude COP: Just go. I give up."
"Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars? Because it had their Curiosity."
"Who was Noah's wife? Joan of Ark"
"[2 paintings talking] ""hey man, guess what im doing this weekend?"" please dont say it ""JUST HANGING!"" i wanna move to a different gallery"