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Joke of the Day

"The lights at JayZ's house weren't working, so he called me to fix it. Now he's got 99 problems but the switch ain't one."

"NEW BASKETBALL IDEA: oblong basketball that gets thrown down a long field-like court. Maybe we tackle the guy who catches it?"

"Why are there no awards for excellence in betas? Because no one wants to be the master beta tester."

"Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes."

"WW3 due to Ukraine The scariest thing about this World War Three starting is that we are on the Germans' side. They've never won a World War yet."

"What do you call the man who proofread Hitler's speeches? The original grammar Nazi."

"My daughter has reached that age... My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"50 cent filed for bankruptcy he only had 50 cents"

"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah Bless"

"Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything... Because you're at an all-time low. (Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)"