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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prostitute after a 12 hour shift? A box of assorted creams."
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"My son and I play a game where he talks all day and I bang my head against a wall."
"What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !"
"Why does Noddy wear a giant red hat with a yellow tinkling bell on the end of it? Because he's a cunt."
"What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!"
"There's two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says ""it's getting pretty hot in here"". The other muffin turns and says ""Ahhh! Talking muffin!"""
"PRESIDENT OBAMA: I pardon this turkey- TURKEY: Nope. I'm ready. 2016 was a shit show. Kill me now"
"Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee? Tsarbucks"
"My apartment was starting to smell bad so I bought myself a candle. It just makes scents."
"hmmm public speakimg clases..? well do u hav private speakimg clases? bc i hav a secret *leans in close to u* I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO WHISPER"