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Joke of the Day
"My son and I play a game where he talks all day and I bang my head against a wall."
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"If men knew the effect their scent has on women, they'd shower more and fart less."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 0, they'll just protest and hope someone else changes it to one they like."
"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? Pat him or her on the back and say, ""Their, they're..."""
"I don't always drink tequila but when I do, where the hell are my clothes?"
"suicide joke. man #1: IM GOING TO JUMP (is going to commit suicide) (everyone is in shock) man #2: DO A FLIP"
"I wonder be sad when Gabe Newell dies. He'll rise from the dead in three days."
"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."
"*man with beerbelly waiting outside elementary school* *teacher walks towards man* ""are you expecting a child?"" ""no thats from all the beer"""
"I have a pretty good joke about procrastination But on second thought I think I'll tell it later."