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Joke of the Day
"What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !"
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"You never realize how boring life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun."
"How do you spot the violent kids at the circus? They go straight for the juggler."
"Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds."
"So, Bruce Jenner wants to become a women, eh? He's already got the driving part down. http://www.npr.org/2015/02/08/384663218/bruce-jenner-involved-in-fatal-car-crash"
"I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges."
"Bruce Jenner When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen? And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it?"
"What's the biggest advantage to living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."
"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way"
"Cashier: Aww, you grocery shop so your wife doesn't have to? [flashback to me losing paper, rock, scissors] Me: Yeah, I'm sweet like that."