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Joke of the Day
"My apartment was starting to smell bad so I bought myself a candle. It just makes scents."
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"Rick Astley will let you have any movie from his Disney collection except one He's never gonna give you Up"
"Just bought a sweet British accent off of Daniel Craig's List."
"A banana walk in to a doctors office... A banana walks in to a doctors office and says to the doctor ""I'm not peeling very well!"" ;-; Sorry..."
"What's black and all over the place? Michael J Fox's signature."
"What do you call a blowjob from a short person? A low blow"
"What's the wrong way to feed the cat? to the dog."
"How do you know you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows."
"Are you my homework? Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night."
"What would you do? if your uncle jack helped you down off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"