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Joke of the Day
"My apartment was starting to smell bad so I bought myself a candle. It just makes scents."
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"If you're the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room."
"What do you call the hair between grandma's breasts? Her pussy."
"When's a door not a door? When it's ajar."
"Still suddenly panicking that you haven't done your homework on Sunday evenings, despite being in your thirties"
"""What do you do in your free time? "" ""I stalk. "" ""Really? I go swimming and for long hikes"" ""I know.""."
"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"
"Happy birthday to both reddit and planned parenthood... My favorite two things keeping me from getting a girl pregnant."
"If my girlfriend has six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other, what has she got? No chance of blocking an uppercut."
"Having hearing problems? Turn down the volume on your porn. Problem solved!"