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Joke of the Day

"Why does Noddy wear a giant red hat with a yellow tinkling bell on the end of it? Because he's a cunt."

"I have a friend who is really into Christianity... ...he goes to church religiously."

"I'm thinking about becoming a devil worshipper Just for the hell of it"

"When I remember trees are alive I like to picture their brain is the roots and the trunk and branches are its legs dangling into the sky."

"What was the pedophile doing on the beach? Just kidding"

"Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !"

"How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar? Not even the pool table has balls"

"What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin"

"Last night my mom made dinner, serving up a nice plate of ""You had so much potential"" with a steaming side of ""You shoulda married Jeff."""

"What do you call a seabird who's easily taken in? Gullible."