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Joke of the Day

"What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!"

"Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess."

"""It was M. Day Shyamalan all along!"" - The ultimate twist"

"What do you call 16 white American people? A full blooded Cherokee"

"Your baby's got pink eye, bronchitis AND a double ear infection? Are you even trying to keep him alive?"

"Which sex position gives birth to the mostly ugly children? Ask your mom"

"We should let the redditors with the highest karma fight climate change... After all, they're just so good at recycling."

"Dang girl are you the American health care system because if I don't give you all my money you'd have no problem watching me die."

"Traffic shut down in many US cities today Have you ever seen a angry woman drive?"

"Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch? Paddy O'Furniture!"