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Joke of the Day

"There's two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says ""it's getting pretty hot in here"". The other muffin turns and says ""Ahhh! Talking muffin!"""

"Did you know Darth Vader had a wife? Her name was Ella.... Ella Vader."

"I like my women like I like my shirts With a deep V"

"What's a similarity between anal sex and spinach? If one or the other was forced upon you as a child, you won't like it as an adult."

"Whats the only thing more White Supremacists then hardcore Rednecks The Oscars"

"My first joke ever... Seriously Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the cock!"

"My mom wanted to send me to a program last summer for people with ADHD... It was called a Concentration Camp."

"Hammer and a Drill are in a workshop playing. Hey I see saw over there."

"What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies? I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!"

"Not only do I have bad short-term memory... but also I have bad short-term memory."