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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell an addition joke... ...but I forgot sum of it"
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"I put as much effort into life... As the guy who named the sleeping bag"
"Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too"
"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, do feminists still try to blame it on the patriarchy?"
"When tragedy strikes your community, McDonald's will still be there to take your money."
"A man goes to the pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist asks: Do you need a bag? He answers: She isn't that ugly!"
"Have you heard about those guys at ISIS? They're on fire!"
"I don't know what the next iPhone looks like... But what I can tell you, its going to be a big 6S"
"I'm not a womanizer! They were all women when I found them!"
"Why did God create man first? To give him a chance to speak..."