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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell an addition joke... ...but I forgot sum of it"
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"Imagine coming back to life as a zombie but someone tied your shoes together before you were buried."
"What does one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month."
"Where do suicide bombers go after they die All over the place"
"How do you convey body language? With your figure of speech"
"This isn't rain, it's God slaughtering a giant cloud."
"I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics. ... ... But graphing is where I draw the line!"
"Calculus and alcohol don't mix... Never drink and derive."
"I bought ""extra whitening"" toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in Korea teaching English"
"My friend had a failed suicide. I told him not to hang his head about it."