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Joke of the Day
"When tragedy strikes your community, McDonald's will still be there to take your money."
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"those fake living rooms at IKEA should have a couple in them trying to assemble IKEA furniture and fighting"
"Best Husband A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ""I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."" The woman replies, ""I'll miss you..."""
"The hardest part about dying is finding a body double to sit in a coffin for you while you take off to party island."
"How to get out of buying your kids Christmas presents Explain to them that due to Global Warming that the North Pole melted and that Santa and the Reindeer drowned."
"What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !"
"You know who is the worst person ever? Yes, Harry, he is."
"My girlfriend bought me a bowling ball the other day. She thought i wouldn't like it but, It was right up my alley!"
"A unicorn without testicles is called a eunuchorn"
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and ten million dollars."