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Joke of the Day

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, do feminists still try to blame it on the patriarchy?"

"I had a girlfriend with a parakeet. We had to break up cause it would never shut up. But the bird was cool."

"There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in base three."

"Next time at a public swimming pool just stop, look around & ask yourself: ""Is there anyone here that I would want to take a bath with?"""

"Help is a magic word. Say it to people & watch them disappearing from the horizon of your life."

"People need to stop judging a person by their appearance. Just because i have food stains on my shirt that doesn't mean i have kids."

"Two Chemists Two chemists go out for a nice meal. The drinks were okay. The meal was OK too. They both died."

"man and his girlfriend Girlfriend : I longer fit in this dress. man: May be dress shrunk after washing it. Oh ,wait a minute , Jim is calling ."

"What did the quadruple amputee say when he couldn't solve the riddle? I'm stumped."

"Fun with wife A man has fun with his wife......."