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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why won't a bike stand up by itself? A: It's two tired."
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"What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby? Sudden Lee"
"Major in Freudian Psychology Minor in the back seat."
"A kid asks his dad, ""what's the difference between 'realistically' and 'potentially'""? His dad responds, ""realistically you've heard this joke before, potentially, you will hear it again""."
"I was walking through the mall... I was walking through the mall, when I noticed this mannequin giving me a filthy look. I went over and decked the cunt and said ""Fucking poser"""
"While it's true that gay marriage doesn't nullify straight marriage, if Beyonce was born on your birthday it's not your birthday anymore."
"""there's only one thing to do when you're Zero Dark Thirsty"" *Navy Seals bust in and toss Bin Laden a Coke Zero, he pounds it in like 5 sec*"
"Been watching Sharknado. When did Tara Reid turn 60??"
"What do you call a fly without any wings? A walk"
"I heard y'all don't like bird jokes This could get a little hawkward"