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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about those guys at ISIS? They're on fire!"

"what does pinocchio have for breakfast? oakmeal"

"The Indian man went to the doctor complaining about stomach pains. He had Hindigestion."

"What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav? Top Vlad."

"What's Vatican City's national animal? The Papal bull."

"How many Redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to keep browsing Reddit and another to get someone else to do it."

"If a movie is ever titled Reception, we know it won't be starring AT&T.; Am I right? Up top!"

"Bieber enacts law in Arizona that requires Iron Man to clean up oil spill using an iPad. #help #allmynewscomesfromtwitter"

"What's the difference between America and Europe? In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals."

"Golfer: ""This golf is a funny game."" Caddy: ""It's not supposed to be."""