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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too"
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"One time I saw a duck get hit by a wonder bread truck and that's pretty much why I try not to get too ambitious"
"If I worked at a pizza place I would use pepperoni to spell out ""Marry me?"" on pizzas all the time just to make things awkward for couples."
"Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back"
"SHAME ON YOU LOT for showing newby tweeters bad behaviour this weekend *ring ring* ME: Hello FRIEND: Nat. Why is my son saying the F Word?"
"Why were birth rates low in 1970? You can't get pregnant during '69."
"*robbers burst into bank* EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS UPDOG *bank manager frowns* What's updog? WE'RE ROBBING THIS BANK WHAT'S UP WITH YOU"
"Why did the sloths vote to keep the coal mines open? Because when it comes to energy they're conservative."
"When your friend wants to do a drive by but none of us can see that good at night anymore."
"McDonald's should have an express drive thru lane just for people who need french fries."