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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too"
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"I once heard that ""Time flies like an arrow."" But all I knew was that fruit flies like a banana."
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"I'm my own boyfriend when it comes to farts"
"Christian epileptics don't appreciate when you tell them ""Jesus is the reason for the seizin"""
"What's the difference between a concentration camp and a cancer treatment facility? Concentration camps had survivors."
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